Yaoi: ” Oh no there is no way you’re going to put that “thing” in me”
Bara: ” Gimme that dick”
we are fierce dragons with Tiger balm wisdom and the ability to turn any household item into a weapon that will smack you if you’re being stupid
cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so
OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her….
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
Yoshi’s voice actor’s real voice, restored by slowing down his voice samples by 50%.